To get to Neverland you turn right and then go straight on 'till morning.

But it's very underpopulated now; since the gloriously good Wendy took all the lost boys home with her in a misplaced fit of philanthropy (Daddy, Daddy, can we keep them pleeaaaase?) there is only Peter Pan and Tinkerbell left, and although "I do, I do, I do believe in fairies" as far as I'm concerned they can have each other.

Still. There's always the ticking crocodile to befriend and I quite like the idea of him. At least you'd know when he was about to attack.