And the Award for 'Most Considered Football Cheer' goes to...

...the lovely boy for this one-breath gem today:

"Come on England players but not David Beckham because he's doing really well already anyway and doesn't need my cheer, oh, maybe he does, come England players including David Beckham too, oh I'm out of breath now."

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In local crime news;

The police came late last night.

You know the identity number of your phone? Well everytime they take anyone into custody they check the identity number of the phone that they are carrying, and check it against stolen ones. I didn't know that.

I asked the policeman if there was any difference between being a superhero and a policeman, and he said, "Yes because Hulk can Hulk-smash and then go back to being Bruce Bannerman, but when I smash I have to fill in 15 forms about it."

The fingerprints officer came today and was here for precisely six minutes. She didn't find any prints.

TBM went to the pub at 2pm and is not back yet.

TLB spent most of yesterday in his room and quite a lot of today too.

I think that watching football is really a big group activity.

I have realised that I am very lonely.