The baby has decided that crawling and walking are not worth learning and that movement by Mummy is the way forward. He has taken to waving his arms in the air and pointing at me until I pick him up and then pointing imperiously towards the way he wants to go and saying, 'Dat!' in a commanding voice. This is often accompanied by kicking of his legs on my hips, much like you would get a horse to move forward.

I have become the Mummy Horse.