"I am the sum total of my parts," she said, flicking her hair suggestively,
"Then where is your left foot?" he said, peering downward underneath the duvet.
"You are delusional," she said, "my foot is here, see?" she wiggled her toes,
"No," he said, "it is not there. I cannot see it and my eyes do not lie to me."

My dog and I are standing with our noses pressed against the window, watching the pouring, unending rain. we had planned to go out and if it were up to me I still would, a little wet hair has never bothered me much, but the dog? Well the dog is a bit of a girl about the rain and if I were to force him out in it he would stand there with his tail between his legs looking the epitome of the expression 'hang dog'.

So what else can I do? This morning I read about a site called there. It's an amazingly designed virtual world and inside characters can talk to each other. So I go and look only to find it's not available for macs yet. I ask them when they think they might produce it and they don't say a month, or three months or even six. No. They say they think they might get around to bringing out a Mac version in...2004.