No, no no no no. Stop it right now. Surely?


So I'm driving along, listening to the radio and a song comes on which contains the lyrics:

All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now

Lick this, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
Lick this just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that

It's by Khia, apparently. It's number 4 in the charts and if you want to you can hear it by clicking 'listen' here. There's a proper not-for-radio dirty version (just in case the one above isn't dirty enough) which is even ruder, and which goes as follows:

Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So is that OK then? These days?

It's a pop song about oral sex! Oral sex! Does there need to be a song about it then? Is it cool to write songs about oral sex then? These days?

Are all the female teens walking down the school corridors singing 'Lick my (ahhh)' or even 'Lick my pussy' and if they are, should they be? Aren't some things better left unsung about?

Is it just me that feels like this? Am I just really old and out of touch to find this slightly weird?

Only it's just...just...so rude!

Sigh.

*Smoothes apron and goes back to baking scones.*