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What a wicked gift! It's from my friend in America whom I've never met in person, but with whom I regularly correspond via the internet and parcelforce. Chocolate is the mainstay of such parcels but occasionally wonderfully weird things like this lighter also arrive. And I do love this parcel correspondence because there is never any discussion of it, things just come and get sent.
The lovely boy adores these sometime packages as much as me, especially when as a result of them he gets to eat Spongebob Squarepants sweets for pudding.
Anyway, I digress. What I wanted to say was, 'Maryland is for crabs' is the best tourist slogan I have ever come across and I couldn't begin to compete. The only thing I have which is even vaguely similar, is this:
For those of you unclear about the picture, it depicts 'zummerzet' locals drinking cider.
Oh, and now you nick my lighter at your peril. I defy anyone I know in the UK to own such a thing.
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