Good evening. You are tuned to Radio Olulabelle, coming live to you from the South West of glorious England. You are listening in stereo.

Thank you for tuning in tonight, song of the evening is Mr Brightside, by The Killers.

We hope you enjoy this station.


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I can't sing because my throat is really sore, and I hate that. Not that it matters if I sing badly since there's only me and the dog here to listen and the dog thinks I rock however badly I sing, but still.