I think Halle Berry was specifically created to make all women everywhere feel bad about themselves.

I want to look like her but it is impossible for me to ever look like her regardless of how many sit ups I do (today 35, yesterday 30) since a/she is impossibly beautiful and b/we have completely different skin colours.

She has to be specifically created for that purpose, or else how does it work? How else is it that Halle Berry was born looking like she does, and I was born looking the way I do?

That's not genetics.

That's just a miserable trick.